Sunday, October 17, 2010

Discount Life Blood


Also known by the title Murder World, this straight-to-video vampire flick offers a few reasons to make it fairly watchable. Most notably the beautiful English-Australian pop singer/model/actress Sophie Monk(The Hills Run Red). She's definitely not your average creature of the night.

Brooke and Rhea are a nice young lesbian couple that committed an inconceivable murder at a party back in the 60's. Instead of being punished, God (a female God btw) decides to recruit them as her tool for destroying evil. So 40 years later (I guess God is a great procrastinator) these ladies are sent back to Earth as blood-sucking vampire zombie angel lesbians. Yee-haw.

This twist to the genre doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but at least it's something different. The two fangless femme fatales wander around the desert in their underwear and start a vicious killing spree. There is a touch of humor and some decent gore effects, but nothing special. Plus some people might enjoy the moments of gratuitous nudity from the backup actresses.

I do feel like the concept of punishing evildoers wasn't developed near enough. The story essentially consists of one lady vampire killing random people while her partner is conflicted with the senseless violence, despite God's orders. Anyway, this mission did seem to lack any real purpose. Why couldn't these sexy bloodsuckers go after terrorists, pedophiles, drug dealers and other scumbags? There is absolutely no justice in this world.

I was surprised by the abrupt ending, which seemed way too rushed. Anyway, this isn't a complete waste. Vampire lovers might wanna take a look.Get more detail about Life Blood.

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